“… I think if you made a meal in there, it would be evil.”
— abstractED

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Try not to trip over them on your way to pick up this issue. I hear their parents get pissed if you do that.

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do you get it do you get it do you get it do y

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What? Not a fan of anchovies?

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Oh, don’t worry, the Ghost of mathNEWS Editor does it at precisely midnight, right when they’re putting the issues on the stands.

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the correct capitalization is “mathNEWS”.

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Happy Valentine’s Day! Ignore your calendar that says it was 2 days ago. Valentine’s Day doesn’t start until we say it starts.

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Please give me more excess funds, MathSoc-chan…

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Please give me a snow day, Mr. Goose…

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