405 years ago today

According to advanced month-counting technology

Sometimes you just can’t think of anything to put in a blog post.

Luckily, our writers don’t have this problem. This issue is as jam-packed as usual. Enjoy!

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Can’t take my beak off of you
You’d be like feathers to touch
I wanna honk you so much
At last mathNEWS has arrived
And I thank Goose I’m alive
You’re just too Goose to be true
Can’t take my beak off of you

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