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Yearly Archives: 2026
in a neighbouring universe…
no name sells yellow horses, doug ford really loves the universities, there’s a still slide between MC and DC, and no one ever graduates
Check out this cool basket I wove!!
It’s full of angry students, fun facts, and a $2840 cocaine cure.
UPDATE 3/13/26: gridWORD has been updated to not have last issue’s clues in it, thanks to everyone who brought this to our attention!
Time is a goose circle…
Welcome back to the age of 800-person biryani recipes, crashing out over stats, and of course: wii sports.
Have the geese signed up for Aphrodite?
Valentines, ghosts, and Olympians attending university? Goose stories, gacha statues, and vomiting until your eyes bleed? That’s right; it’s mathNEWS’ loveliest time of the year.
UPDATE 2/15/26: Hey gridWORD fans! Unfortunately, this issue’s puzzle was improperly entered into the issue, making it unsolvable. Sorry! We’ll print a corrected version in the next issue if you prefer to do your gridWORDs physically, but in the meantime, here’s a PDF of the corrected version: mathNEWS-160-3-corrected-gridWORD
It’s soup season
Ingredients enclosed:
- 1 cup unsettling tales
- 4 tbsp hockey yaoi
- 3 L soup, tacos, and sandwich optimization recipes
- One incredibly rotten watermelon
- Paper (marinated)
The world is changing.
Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Icon North and Icon South? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of the two towers?