Here’s this year’s orientation issue, featuring helpful tips on navigating university if you’re a firstie (and if you’re an upper-year too, honestly), memoirs, short stories, lots and LOTS of hyperlinks, and a lookAHEAD you don’t have to rotate your screen or break your neck to read (side note: I have never felt so accomplished as when I figured out how to do that in InDesign).

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See title.

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144 HP of mortal damage to Paula!

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Another image-heavy one for you guys, but unlike last time, no Google Drive needed.

Thanks to terrifiED, we’ve bent time and space to fit this issue onto our website.

If only we could apply this technology to extend assignment deadlines.

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Day 661:

Yesterday I woke up in the afternoon after a long tiring night. The day went by pretty quickly — I hardly had enough time to finish up layout for this week’s issue of mathNEWS. Maybe when I look at it tomorrow, I’ll see all the mistakes that I missed. Well, I guess it’ll be okay, as long as it’s not as bad as V141i5… *shudders*.

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If, like me, you’re allergic, may I recommend this certified peanut-free issue of mathNEWS?

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And the goslings are starting to grow up. I wonder if the geese miss us… ?

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We are suspending all events that are not vital to the journalistic mission of mathNEWS.

Posting of issues online is considered vital to the academic mission of mathNEWS and will continue.

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A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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