We gotta make that $4,627.35 somehow.
Feeling Hot Outside?
Don’t forget that every issue of mathNEWS can be used as a fan in case of emergency.
What do Silksong and mathNEWS have in common?
They’re both releasing today!
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New Term, New Me!
Sorry, did I say new me? I meant “new mathNEWS.”
It’s o cially 2025!
Due to an unfortunate printing mishap, some of the letters in this issue didn’t print correctly. You’ll have to fill them in yourself (I recommend 0.5mm gel pen for consistency.)
It’s almost April…
Do you think us releasing this issue will convince the weather to become warm again?
Does this issue taste different too?
We’re thinking it might be blue raspberry flavored, but nobody has been brave enough to check.
Daylight Savings Time is only a week away!
We got a head start by publishing this issue an hour late.
It’s a snow day!
How will this affect the distribution of mathNEWS issues?