“… I think if you made a meal in there, it would be evil.”
— abstractED
New Geese Just Dropped??
Try not to trip over them on your way to pick up this issue. I hear their parents get pissed if you do that.
mathNEWS Springs Back Into Action!
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mathNEWS Gets Acquired by Imprint Publications at $154 Billion Valuation
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Dinner is served!
What? Not a fan of anchovies?
Hey did anyone upload the issue onto the website?
Oh, don’t worry, the Ghost of mathNEWS Editor does it at precisely midnight, right when they’re putting the issues on the stands.
By the way,
the correct capitalization is “mathNEWS”.
Love is in the air!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Ignore your calendar that says it was 2 days ago. Valentine’s Day doesn’t start until we say it starts.
mathNEWS-chan Makes A New Friend
Please give me more excess funds, MathSoc-chan…
Back In Action
Please give me a snow day, Mr. Goose…