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Daylight Savings, Bodily Fluids, Mariah Carey, and More!
Oh my!
It’s Spooky Season
The cover of this week’s issue is going to haunt my dreams.
mathNEWS 147.2
Note: due to a copyright issue, the previous backissue has been pulled from circulation. This post is for archival purposes only.
Hello, Ink-and-Paper mathNEWS!
It’s good to be back.
Hey, psst. Come here.
Are you a first year math student? Welcome! And quick, before anyone notices, take this – it’s a mathNEWS orientation issue. It contains helpful advice, stories, and other information you’ll need to feel right at home. It’s like a cheat code to having a fulfilling first year. Don’t worry about thanking me, but let’s just keep it a secret. Nobody needs to know about this other than you, me, and all the other first year math students. 😉
Farewell, online mathNEWS
With enough luck, this will be the last regular online-only issue of the year. With things opening up, hopefully we’ll be returning next term in physical form. Covid, please don’t make me eat my words.
See you in the Fall,
I Wanna Be The Honkin’ Best
Like no goose ever was…
Halfway There
Happy July! According to my math, we’re about halfway through the term, so in commemoration, enjoy our halfway issue of mathNEWS!
What’s that? 4 isn’t half of 6?
woah, living on a prayer
An Ancient Dilemma
Here at mathNEWS, we pride ourselves on the pursuit of knowledge and on the answering of tough questions.
Is math real?
When should you ask someone out?
If geese wore pants, where would they wear them?
The answer to all these questions, and more, can be found in this week’s issue.