Valentines, ghosts, and Olympians attending university? Goose stories, gacha statues, and vomiting until your eyes bleed? That’s right; it’s mathNEWS’ loveliest time of the year.

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Ingredients enclosed:

• 1 cup unsettling tales
• 4 tbsp hockey yaoi
• 3 L soup, tacos, and sandwich optimization recipes
• One incredibly rotten watermelon
• Paper (marinated)

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