Due to an unfortunate printing mishap, some of the letters in this issue didn’t print correctly. You’ll have to fill them in yourself (I recommend 0.5mm gel pen for consistency.)
It’s almost April…
Do you think us releasing this issue will convince the weather to become warm again?
Does this issue taste different too?
We’re thinking it might be blue raspberry flavored, but nobody has been brave enough to check.
Daylight Savings Time is only a week away!
We got a head start by publishing this issue an hour late.
It’s a snow day!
How will this affect the distribution of mathNEWS issues?
Breaking Campus News
E5 and E7 have sunk into the abyss, never to be seen again.
It’s officially 2025!
And we’ve got a new issue stuffed with fresh content.
It’s Time to Choose
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
BREAKING: Math C&D Now Open On Saturday…
…November 9th. And only that. Sorry. In other news, gremlins are also invading SCH asking about “calimari sciences”, or something, I’m not very good with acronyms.
What a Fruitful Reading Week
I can’t wait to read a physical copy of mathNEWS on my favourite not-scheduled-for-demolition bridge.