Though we might wish it otherwise, this is the last issue of mathNEWS for Spring 2018. Best of luck to all on your finals, and remember: reading mathNEWS instead of studying isn’t procrastination. It’s studying the things in life that actually matter.
It is a rare occurrence when an issue of mathNEWS is uploaded to the site on time, but an issue uploaded before its publication date? Clearly all of physics will have to be overturned to explain this bewildering event.
… obviously wasn’t in charge of posting this issue, because he would have uploaded it on time. Your esteemed editors were partying hard all long weekend instead. Oh well, late is the new early, right?
An exciting development.
At least, on the cover of this issue.
It’s a little late, but that’s how we keep you on your toes. Expect the unexpected! Like tardiness.
Hello everyone, and welcome to a new term, full of hopes and promises mingled with struggles and tears. We hope that the inaugural issue of mathNEWS gives you a nice pick-me-up before school becomes even more stressful.
Have a fantastic long weekend, everyone!
P.S. Props if you caught the Biggie reference.
That’s it for this term, and this editor.
Later, mathNEWS Readers. Stay Erudite, eat your vegetables, and remember to change your underwear, every single day.
And good luck on exams, everybody!
As much as we bitch about WordPress at times, it does have some redeeming qualities: today’s favourite of those is the ability to backdate posts, so that it looks like we
have our shit together weren’t late posting last this week’s issue of mathNEWS.
Don’t you just love us?
I’d put some effort into this, but like everyone else this week, I just don’t have time for mathNEWS right now.
It’s not like anyone reads these posts anyways.
So apparently people eat Tide Pods®. Seriously? What the hell are our brains even for at this point?
But speaking of malfunctioning brains, it’s just (at least, at the time of this writing) come to my attention that I made a typo while transcribing last issue’s (mathNEWS 136.2) haltingPROBLEM: the 2 and the 5 in the fifth column from the left are in the wrong spots, so from top to bottom, the column should read “1 2 5“, instead of “1 5 2”. Stupid mistake on my part, really, and especially after promising that this one was solvable. For what it’s worth, if you swap those two numbers, it really does have a unique solution. (Again, I checked with the correct numbers, and itorED can vouch for it.)
Anyways, here’s this week’s mathNEWS:
Sorry about the mistake in the nonogram everyone. Have a great Reading Week.