405 years ago today
According to advanced month-counting technology
Sometimes you just can’t think of anything to put in a blog post.
Luckily, our writers don’t have this problem. This issue is as jam-packed as usual. Enjoy!
405 years ago today
According to advanced month-counting technology
Sometimes you just can’t think of anything to put in a blog post.
Luckily, our writers don’t have this problem. This issue is as jam-packed as usual. Enjoy!
Can’t take my beak off of you
You’d be like feathers to touch
I wanna honk you so much
At last mathNEWS has arrived
And I thank Goose I’m alive
You’re just too Goose to be true
Can’t take my beak off of you
I, (state your name), do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of Reader of mathNEWS, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend mathNEWS, the Most Important University Publication Ever.
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And an issue of mathNEWS on the tree
mathNEWS mathNEWS mathNEWS mathNEWS mathNEWS mathNEWS mathNEWS mathNEWS…it’s mathNEWS all the way down.
Who wants to read about politics anyways?
Also in this issue: art, more art, and the return of a long-lost editor.
Petition to revive the UW Blackjack Studies club so we can once again rightfully fulfill our moniker of MIT of the North.
And you are a larcenous goose.
Here’s this year’s orientation issue, featuring helpful tips on navigating university if you’re a firstie (and if you’re an upper-year too, honestly), memoirs, short stories, lots and LOTS of hyperlinks, and a lookAHEAD you don’t have to rotate your screen or break your neck to read (side note: I have never felt so accomplished as when I figured out how to do that in InDesign).