Happy July! According to my math, we’re about halfway through the term, so in commemoration, enjoy our halfway issue of mathNEWS!

What’s that? 4 isn’t half of 6?

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Here at mathNEWS, we pride ourselves on the pursuit of knowledge and on the answering of tough questions.

Is math real?

When should you ask someone out?

If geese wore pants, where would they wear them?

The answer to all these questions, and more, can be found in this week’s issue.

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It was a good song, a most blessed song, a song that I now can’t stop singing even if I wanted to…

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In Soviet Russia, mathNEWS makes somethin’ of YOU.

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And just like that, another term of the Most Important University Publication Ever comes to an end. We know you have many choices for your content, so we’d like to thank you for reading with us.

Enjoy this week’s issue! It is 36 pages long, and proof that you can have both quantity and quality.

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Your boredom is about to take a nosedive
As soon as a rhyme I can contrive
To you another issue is brought
It’s time for the bastion of erudite thought
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Early Pi Day release!

Changelog:

• Completely changed all the articles from the last issue
• mastHEAD now makes use of all four levels of emphasis
• Increased number of images present in issue
• Installed new gridWORD
• Updated blackBOXES
• General bug fixes and stability improvements

Upgrade to the latest release here: mathNEWS 145-4

405 years ago today

According to advanced month-counting technology

Sometimes you just can’t think of anything to put in a blog post.

Luckily, our writers don’t have this problem. This issue is as jam-packed as usual. Enjoy!

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Can’t take my beak off of you
You’d be like feathers to touch
I wanna honk you so much
At last mathNEWS has arrived
And I thank Goose I’m alive
You’re just too Goose to be true
Can’t take my beak off of you

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I, (state your name), do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of Reader of mathNEWS, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend mathNEWS, the Most Important University Publication Ever.

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