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Are you a first year math student? Welcome! And quick, before anyone notices, take this – it’s a mathNEWS orientation issue. It contains helpful advice, stories, and other information you’ll need to feel right at home. It’s like a cheat code to having a fulfilling first year. Don’t worry about thanking me, but let’s just keep it a secret. Nobody needs to know about this other than you, me, and all the other first year math students. 😉

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An Ancient Dilemma

Here at mathNEWS, we pride ourselves on the pursuit of knowledge and on the answering of tough questions.

Is math real?

When should you ask someone out?

If geese wore pants, where would they wear them?

The answer to all these questions, and more, can be found in this week’s issue.

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Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen

And just like that, another term of the Most Important University Publication Ever comes to an end. We know you have many choices for your content, so we’d like to thank you for reading with us.

Enjoy this week’s issue! It is 36 pages long, and proof that you can have both quantity and quality.

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