u hav been visited by the piper of mc 3030

good (math)NEWS n 2 frens will com 2 u

BUT ONLY IF U READ DIS ISSUE!

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Here’s a nice, T H I C C hunny for you this lonely and dumplingless Valentine’s Day and Lunar New Year.

May you be blessed with (more) love, school closures and Father Jao memes this year.

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Take break from math, you math machines, and pick up mathNEWS instead. It’s too early in the term to work hard.

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That’s it. The last issue of the term, and the year. Best of luck on exams, and try not to let the weather get to you too much.

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And I thought issue 1 was long…

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This week is a somber one, as we have a mere 20-page issue due to CS 135 kidnapping all our writers. The mathNEWS editorial team offers its most humble of apologies, and pray that the great and merciful students of UW will find it in their hearts to forgive us for this.

(No, the joke will never be beaten into the ground enough)

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Last week the mathNEWS editors sent the issue off for printing, gleeful to be finally done the issue, but forgot completely to post the issue to the website.

Sorry about that.

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It’s Thanksgiving weekend and I don’t feel like spending the time to come up with a clever joke.

Have a good fall reading week, and don’t forget to be thankful for mathNEWS.

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… but it is our first official edition of the fall term.

Have a great one, and we’ll see you soon.

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It’s a new term, and after seeing all the wee little young’uns wandering around campus, I guess some of us can’t help but feel a little nostalgic.

What I mean by this is that several people have demanded to see the orientation issue we made this year, i.e. the issue that’s basically just information for first years that everyone else already knows. But the people have spoken so, uh, here you go I guess.

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