Though we might wish it otherwise, this is the last issue of mathNEWS for Spring 2018. Best of luck to all on your finals, and remember: reading mathNEWS instead of studying isn’t procrastination. It’s studying the things in life that actually matter.
It is a rare occurrence when an issue of mathNEWS is uploaded to the site on time, but an issue uploaded before its publication date? Clearly all of physics will have to be overturned to explain this bewildering event.
… obviously wasn’t in charge of posting this issue, because he would have uploaded it on time. Your esteemed editors were partying hard all long weekend instead. Oh well, late is the new early, right?