Not you, of course. mathNEWS is the fairest of them all.

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…how does the rest of the cheer go again? I haven’t heard it since orientation.

Man, I really miss orientation. If only there was a mathNEWS issue that could remind me of how great that was.

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Here’s an issue.

Now scram, I’ve got way too many finals to study for.

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Unfortunately, we’re not allowed to let it appear anytime soon for prodNIGHTs.

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We forget to publish our own work online from time to time, but we’ll never be > 3 years late in doing so.

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Yes I should have looked it up really quickly. I don’t have excuses.

Please come roast staplED in MC3030. Thank you.

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This issue is guaranteed to have passed health and safety regulations, in addition to entertaining the student body with tentacles.

Read comfortably, for no humans were harmed in creation of this issue.

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At least if you get your weather app to display temperatures in Fahrenheit and interpret that as Celsius, you can pretend you’re on vacation instead of in school.

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… only to return with this term’s last issue.

The publication timing is a bit awkward here, but an issue is better than no issue, right?
Have a good exam season, and if they’re not good, at least they’re going!

Dream of greener pastures, my friends.
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Dear readers,

I regret to inform you that the title might be unfortunately true. I am writing this in a hurry to escape whatever or whomever is following me. I am currently in a safe spot, but I cannot be sure it will be safe in any given minute. I cannot reveal where I am either, for this is the safe spot for all editors, and I cannot risk our safety.

We thought that it would be a harmless April Fools joke, but some organizations have been deeply offended by our “act”, and have come for us in swooping vengeance. They haven’t caught us yet but I can’t be sure since my phone ran out of battery and the internet is down and all our pigeons are dead. OH GOD!

Please, readers, spread the word; we will NOT be silenc

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