Your boredom is about to take a nosedive
As soon as a rhyme I can contrive
To you another issue is brought
It’s time for the bastion of erudite thought
mathNEWS 145-5
mathNEWS 145.4 patch notes
Early Pi Day release!
Changelog:
- Completely changed all the articles from the last issue
- mastHEAD now makes use of all four levels of emphasis
- Increased number of images present in issue
- Installed new gridWORD
- Updated blackBOXES
- General bug fixes and stability improvements
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Writer’s Block
405 years ago today
According to advanced month-counting technology
Sometimes you just can’t think of anything to put in a blog post.
Luckily, our writers don’t have this problem. This issue is as jam-packed as usual. Enjoy!
You’re just too Goose to be true
Can’t take my beak off of you
You’d be like feathers to touch
I wanna honk you so much
At last mathNEWS has arrived
And I thank Goose I’m alive
You’re just too Goose to be true
Can’t take my beak off of you
The Inaugural Issue Of The Term
I, (state your name), do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of Reader of mathNEWS, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend mathNEWS, the Most Important University Publication Ever.
The Holiday Special Issue… Except Not Really
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And an issue of mathNEWS on the tree
mathNEWS mathNEWS mathNEWS…
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The US Election Issue… Except Not Really
Who wants to read about politics anyways?
A pun three years in the making
Also in this issue: art, more art, and the return of a long-lost editor.
To The Casino
Petition to revive the UW Blackjack Studies club so we can once again rightfully fulfill our moniker of MIT of the North.